my mother

im on the phone w her and she is talking about how her two fishes are depressed from the cold weather. she is afraid of them dying. she's walking our dog sumo now, and he just pooped and and covered all of his poop by kicking up the dirt and she was frustrated that she couldn't find it. after she went all around the block, she found popcorn all over her porch- she said, "what's going on here?"